Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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im black

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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