- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Your mums a penis joke.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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