Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Yes!

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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colby doesnt shave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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