- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

How do you spell eight? 8

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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