- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Hi my name is Jim

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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