- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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