what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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IU football

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Womens rights.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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GONNA

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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