You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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penis

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Strawberries!

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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