What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Anti Joke

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