Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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