What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Thanks

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Zach Barlow

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

your mother hates you

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Anti Joke

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