Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Snooki

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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