Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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nba live 13

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Yes.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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