Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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