- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

A women president

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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