- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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