What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What causes floods? Too much water.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Yes.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

Women Driving.

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