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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

I lost my tractor.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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