- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Women.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Win and Beau have no friends

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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