A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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