- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

It's long!

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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