Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

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