Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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