- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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