- Anti Joke

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

a man walked into a bar ouch

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job