Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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You smell like shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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