Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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pickle juice?

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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