why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

I just can't stand sitting down!

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Win and Beau have no friends

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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