Lil' Wayne

Michael Brown

Comedy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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