Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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your mother hates you

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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