- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Wheelchair high jump

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

My tractor broke down.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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