Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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xavier stop

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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