I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is 8 times 4? 32

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

? I hate niiggers ?

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

I'm a raging homosexual.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Well educated black man.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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