- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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