What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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vbh

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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hi

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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