how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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