- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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your mother hates you

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Today is May 18 2016.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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