- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

pickle juice?

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

vbh

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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