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It's only racist if you consider them people.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

how now brown cow. WTF.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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