How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Kathy Griffin.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Sac

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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