Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

your father died

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Pinus Testicles

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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