Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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