The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Mark Wilson

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why? Whats wrong?

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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