- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What's the difference between a duck?

Womens Rights.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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