- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Women's rights

a potato flew around my room

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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