How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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sarah taylor

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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