a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Womens rights.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Woman's Rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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