- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

K.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Yes.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Cleveland winning something

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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