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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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