- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

religion.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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