- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Badgers are cool

Shit!

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Penal Dysfunction

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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