Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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