how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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0 + 0 = 0

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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