- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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your mother hates you

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Today is May 18 2016.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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