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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

lol a man is drowning

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

I saw a poor man named rich

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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