What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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