why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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