- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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