Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Sorry boss

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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