- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why? Whats wrong?

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

An Irishman walks out of a bar

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