What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why? Whats wrong?

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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