You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Win and Beau have no friends

Wombat monkey juice.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Mitt Romney.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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