Chicken

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Like this joke, bitch.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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