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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Yes.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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