What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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heat!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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