John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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women's rights

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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