Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Women's Rights.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

An atheist walks into a church

Lil' Wayne

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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