- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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