What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Your mom.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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