A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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