Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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i dont like chris

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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GONNA

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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