A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Bean.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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