Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

I am a n1gger.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Ms. Smoot's class

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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