Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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