Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Stop being a centipede

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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