Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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