you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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