- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Mitt Romney penis

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Your time.

ugh good riddance

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

A handicapp walks into a bar

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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