- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Deadly cancer.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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